I love you like a fish loves a bike.

I can't explain why I love you, and I can't explain why a fish'd love a bike either.

My love for you is crazy and the thoughts of you makes me smile just like the thoughts of a fish loving a bike makes me smile. And a fish loving a bike is just crazy.

None of the parts make any sense and they’re both completely ridiculous.

The thoughts of a fish loving a bike are plain childish, which is the same word I use to describe my love for you.

And only a fool would come up with this, which only makes sense, since I’m a fool in love.